(Episode 3)
Well, give me all your food if you wish to live.
You don't appear to have any weapons with you.
You think you can defeat us?
HAH! I don't need no stinking weapons.
You don't seem to know me but I'm really famous around here.
Sorry, but we don't know you.
I'm poison mist Zaji.
Anyone who comes in contact with my mist will...
be sent to the other world.
A mist...? You mean you'll exhale the poison?
Heh heh! Well...
I can send all of you to other world easily.
That's bad, let's run for it. We have no chance against his poison mist!
No we can't.
This world is in shambles because of baddies like him doing whatever he pleases.
- I agree. - You two are too kind...
Hey!
I see you have no intentions of handing over the food quietly...
Correct.
Men like you, must be taught a lesson.
Ah~ fine. Then, let's do this...
I'll kill you all.
Then, after I stuff myself, I'll think about what you said.
It's coming! Watch out!
Stop breathing! If you breath in, you're done for!
We've been holding our breath! Hurry up and do it!
Murasaki! You fool! It's coming!
It's a head wind.
Oi Oi, you need to read the direction of the wind.
- In your situation. - That's right.
It's coming back!
Subtitles and Translation by Danburi Editor and QC by \( -o _ o- )/
"Low Budget Action Adventure Story"
"Yuusha Yoshihiko and Akuryo no Kagi"
Ne~ We've been walking for 10 days straight...
I want to sleep on a bed in a village already...
Yeah...
Those thieves attacked us for our food but...
...our food is almost gone too.
We've defeated quite a few monsters so we've got a bit of money now.
So having some R & R at the village isn't a bad idea.
- mmm. - You're right.
I think I smell a village nearby...
Ah!
- Isn't that a village? - Huh?
Oh~ Good job Yoshihiko. You have a good sense of smell.
I wonder what village is that.
Wizard of Tabelog (Restaurant Guide site) will research for you.
You know... Instead of Tabelog wizard...
Can you become a real wizard already?
But what is this...?
Huh? What's wrong?
I sense an evil aura over there...
What the heck?
- I don't feel anything. - I see.
Let's go. They have a shop with a score of 3.82 (out of 5)
- May I have some rice? - Sure, thank you for your business!
- I would like some salt please. - Got it.
What's with this village...?
The Market is usually ran by women, isn't it?
You're right. I haven't seen a single woman yet.
A Woman does the house work.
That could be this village's policy.
Oi, what does a woman do in this village?
Woman?
Ah~... for a village.. event...
They're all away.
I guess I was wrong...
Then, if you have any questions, please call me.
Thank you very much.
In most cases, a hotel have maids...
They said all the women are away right now.
Come to think of it, the female bath house was empty...
I had it all to myself... it felt great!
I swam so much in the tub. Do you want to know what kind of swim I did?
NOT interested.
It's not like we're getting a Geisha or anything...
There's no inconvenience with not having women around.
Right? Ha, I'm going to bed.
That's right. Since we're here, let's have a nice rest.
Good. I can recover my magic powers back.
Even after your recovery, it's still useless anyway.
Underbiter!
He~Y!
It's more work than it looks. Stop it!
And Yoshizumi on top!
Oi..! Chin out and thick eyebrow like this...
It's not something you should be doing to a girl!
Stay like that all night and reflect on your actions!
No! Change me back! Oi!
- Change me back now! - SHUT UP!
If I may, Sweet and sour pork and pineapple is...
used to soften the meat,
...pineapple should be thrown out after use!
What is it? What's this noise...?
What the heck's going on?
What's happening...?
That man from the Inn...
This is...
Me? Walking like a cat in the middle of the night?
How can that be?
It's true! All the men we saw at the market too.
Sir, it must've been a dream.
I think so too, Yoshihiko.
But...
It's about time for Hotoke to pop out and point us to a direction.
Let's hurry.
Everyone, please wait.
What's the matter. Yoshihiko?
Something is not right. I'll investigate a little deeper.
- Eh? - Oy, Yoshihiko!
- Excuse me? - Huh?
Are you Garai-san the medicine man?
Yes, I am.
I'm told you're the most knowledgeable person in the village.
I don't think I am...
Actually, I saw something strange last night.
All the men in the village were acting like cats...
Oh...
- You saw it? - Eh?
Yoshihiko wasn't dreaming?
And, why are there no women in this village?
Oh...
Both are the monster's doing....
- As I suspected... - Omae! You said you didn't feel anything...
They only kidnap women...
Many strong men in the village went after them but...
None returned...
How can this be...?
I think it was around the time when the last woman was taken...
All the men in the village were turned into cats...
But they are not aware that they turn into cats at night.
So the guy at the inn wasn't lying.
It's all because of the germs they scattered here.
I'm searching for the cure...
...to this mysterious illness everyday.
But it's not easy...
Let's get the cure from the monster.
You can't!
Even the Strongest man in the village was no match for this monster.
- There's no way for you... - No, We will defeat it.
The women should be there. We'll get them back too.
Yoshihiko, I understand how you feel.
But our mission is to find 'Akuryo no Kagi'.
If we get side tracked again... Hotoke'll get upset...
I can't leave this village the way it is!
Well... by any chance...
...do you know where this monster is?
No idea...
If that's the case, it'll take time to look for it....Yoshihiko...
We'll be able to find it soon.
How can you said that?
I have a good idea.
Wh...what the heck!?
Monster...you're the monster...
Yoshihiko somehow... looks okay...
- Old guy is a monster. - Don't call me old.
What kind of Geisha is this? From where?
If we walk around in the village like this, they will come after us.
I hope so but... I'm not sure about this...
- Then, maybe I should... - No you can't!
You can't fight alone! I can't sacrifice you.
Yoshihiko...You're so kind~...
With your tiny tits, they may mistake you for a man...
It's better than looking like that you know...
Well, Yoshihiko...
Let's go walk around the village gracefully...
...and attract the monster.
Attract? Do you think anything will be attracted to this?
What do you think?
Not sure...
Um... is it?
Is that so called... walking gracefully?
I don't know...
But it's grossing me out...
You know what? In all my experience...
I've never seen any woman walk like that.
Yeah, you're right.
He's totally missing the concept of lady like...
Yoshihiko, the face... your face...
...it looks too serious... why so serious...?
With a serious look and walking like... How can you do that?
Danjo, what's that?
Is that your graceful walk?
You look confused. That's not graceful...
You look like something else...
No one will come to kidnap them.
Monsters are not that stupid, Ah!
It's no good. It's not going to work.
We've got to think of another strategy...
Areh? Murasaki...
Areh?
Kidnapped... Murasaki is kidnapped?
Sorry. I only took my eyes off for a second...
It can't be helped.
Even though she looks like that, she's still a woman.
Why...?
Why didn't they kidnap us?
That is...
...it's obvious, right?
Are you saying...
Monsters didn't see me as a woman?
mmm... That is... you know...
And I walked so gracefully for them too.
Curses!
This is unexpected.
It was kind of expected...
What should I do...
I have to get Murasaki back...
...but I don't know where to go...
Curses!
The way you look and dress... I can't take it!
I can't think straight...
This bird...
- It's Murasaki's! - Eh!?
Do you know where Murasaki is?
This bird could fly? Eh~!?
I really thought it was an accessory...
I'll guide you to where Murasaki-sama is...
Please follow me.
What?
Yo...Yoshihiko is talking, right. Just now?
No, it was this bird.
Hurry.
Hurry!
Why do you keep looking at me?
I see your lips moving.
Your ventriloquism isn't working. It's not...
Fine!
Lead us there. We go.
- Right, shall we go? - Yes.
Huh?
What?
I wonder what's wrong...
It wants to join... That's what it looks like...
A monster wants to join us? That's ridiculous.
- Will you let him join us? - Okay.
Oi Yoshihiko!
How soft can you be?
Fine, from this day forward,...
..your name is Slalin. Get on a wagon.
Yay! Yay!
But, there are many mysteries surrounding this incident.
Not only kidnapping the women,
..why did they need to change all the men to cats?
I mostly figured it out...
An evil horny cat monster is trying to control this area.
It's a simple theory but possible.
What a dirty old cat.
I can envision the cat crying and running away from me.
What's wrong Yoshihiko?
You look depressed. It's not like you.
It's nothing.
Here. Eat this.
I found it outside. It may not be ripe yet though.
Thank you very much.
What are you doing, Yoshihiko. It'll get dirty. Eat it quickly.
Why? Why am I playing with a tangerine?
Oh no, Yoshihiko caught the Cat illness...
What? He's infected with the Cat germs?
I can't play! I am Yuusha!
How can I be infected by the Cat germs...?
A cat! You're definitely a cat!
Impossible. How can I become a cat?
This is not good... Really not good!
He's really infected...
No! It's not a good time to be infected by a cat. Meow!
It's meow impossible!
He's meowing... It's not good.
Oh oh oh... he's shaking... He's shaking his butt...
What's going on...?
He's purring...
So cute!
Murasaki.
Kiro~ Where have you been?
- Murasaki. - Eh?
Kiro, did you bring them?
Yes, I brought them here.
There it goes. Another awful ventriloquism.
Merebu gets on Kiro's nerve...
Your mouth is moving. That's you talking right?
And that bird had a name? Kiro?
- Murasaki, you're... - What are you doing here?
- Weeding... - Weeding?
So who's with the cat monster?
Most likely, woman with tiny tits is in charge of weeding.
- You're mistaken. - What do you mean?
Guys, instead of standing here talking, let's go somewhere safe and talk.
Ohhhh! That's a good idea.
Come Murasaki.
What are you doing?!
I'm sure they won't follow us this far.
Murasaki, tell us what's going on....
I was caught and brought here but...
...all we do is manual labour.
Like, if there's a horny cat monster maybe make us dance...
..or do something naughty... but there's nothing like that.
Let me repeat, maybe only a good woman will be chosen for that?
You...really get on my nerves.
Like I said, all the women here are just working.
What is going on...?
Well. I did go in the kitchen once...
...but only male humans are in the monster's compound.
- This is getting more confusing. - Mysteries are deepening...
In the middle of this deepening mystery, At this timing... I...
...learned another spell.
C'mon, we need good one.
Something useful. Please.
There's no anticipation. Just say it!
Anticipate. You should anticipate and anticipate.
- Annoying. - What kind of spell is it?
Fine, Murasaki, I'll cast on you.
Why always me again?
Well... huh?
My speech is normal. Is something wrong with my face?
Nothing I can see...
Nothing happened~ Shitty spell as always~.
Ah!
- Good! - Eh?
Murasaki...
Did you just...
let one rip?
Yes. This spell will...
...make an entire enemy pass gas.
- Wow great! - Nooo, I'm so embarrassed!
How will farting help with fighting?
Don't you get it by looking at Murasaki?
The moment the enemy breaks wind, they'll be so embarrassed,
they'll be like ah~ no~
Ah~ did I? Did I do that?
..and there's no time for fighting any more.
- We'll be invincible. - So right.
Let me tell you, the enemy will keep attacking while farting.
Anyway, I named this spell...
Heimi, that's the name.
Heimi? kah.
This spell can actually evolve.
Heimi, Beheimi Behema,
Behemara, Behemazun...
As the spell evolves, The enemy's fart will get bigger!
- Size has nothing to do with it. - Merebu-san, please cast the spell on me.
Oi, don't. It'll smell.
Fine. Heimi!
Yoshihiko, I only cast Heimi but you sounded like Behemazun.
We're invincible~!
As you said, only the men are coming out.
So why are they kidnapping women then?
Heimi may not work against men.
Of course it won't work against monsters either.
We have no choice but to go through the front and see what happens.
Fine, I'll cover your back!
Most likely that is the boss' room.
We have no chance against those...
Let's retreat for now and work out a plan.
Is that the boss back there?
Oi, let's make a run for it now.
Just a while more, I may be able to see the boss through the gap.
No, it's too dangerous.
I see it!
- It's human. - What? It's not a monster?
- He saw me! - What?
With those strong monsters around...
We have no chance against them until we increase our level higher...
If only Yoshihiko agrees to,...
...just overlook this and go look for the key, That would be the right thing to do.
Of course he won't agree right?
That's how...
Yoshihiko is...
Oi, Oi!
Don't be bringing out the sense of Monday 9 pm show...
Miss flat tits!
But anyway, I can't believe the boss was a human.
Just a plain old man, right?
He had lots of makeup for an old man.
A man putting on makeup like that, makes me laugh.
Yeah, it's almost like...
- Ah! - Huh?
- What's wrong? - I see!
What is it?
mmm....mmm....mmm...
- It may be worth trying. - What?
What I'm trying to say is... What we've been doing was...
...totally wrong...
Is this really going to work?
I don't know...
Good! Yoshihiko, get ready.
I'm sure you'll become the boss' favorite.
- You're sure this is going to work? - Yes.
I don't want to scare you so I won't go into details...
But I'm almost 100% positive.
Understood.
He got in!
What's going on, Merebu?
Arararara... amazing.
My name is Yoshihiko. I'm new here.
Everyone, please leave. I would like to be alone with him.
You...
I will take good care of you.
Not necessary. Look closer. I'm the Yuusha from yesterday.
Yuusha, huh?
- Your other part is Yuusha too? - What are you babbling about?
Please go to sleep.
Stop it...
- Stop! - Sorry sorry sorry.
Right, let's fight.
Why...?
I can't move...
I'm losing my strength...
Shoot!
I have to attack but...
I can't resist...
Yoshihiko.
- He is... a drag queen! - What!?
He got rid of all the women and the weak men were turned into cats...
and he kept only his favorite men around.
- I figured it out. - You cat monster!
Die!
- That hurts! - Good, you got him!
I'll show you my true form.
Ara~ I guess he was a monster after all.
Here Yoshihiko-chan, come to me.
Ha ha ha~ We have a hidden deadly plan too.
Oh, what is it? Murasaki.
Look at THIS!
Come to me, baby.
No~! It's a woman...
...So Filthy....
Now the chance~!
Well, although all the women have returned to Drape village...
...and the cat illness has been cured.
But since this had nothing to do with the 'Akuryo no kagi' quest,
Hotoke will...
- YOSHIHIKO~! - See, he's mad.
Hey, Yoshihiko you fool! It's a key. Kagi!
- Now is not the time to be changed into a cat! - Sorry Hotoke. Just...um...
- You're forgiven. - That was quick.
However, Hotoke no Kao mo sando... (proverb: means - You can only push so far)
Hotoke... Hotoke... (He's so happy that he made a perfect joke)
It's so funny! I can't stand it!
- Hurry up and disappear! - HUH?
If you're going to talk to me like that, I won't tell you the next location of the key!
You're the one who told us to find it. Puffing your cheeks isn't cute on you.
I'm sorry.
'Akuryo no Kagi', we must find it as soon as possible.
No one is mad at you.
Brother, I'll join you on this fight.
Hisa have mastered the nunchaku!
Yamada Takayuki - Yoshihiko
Kinami Haruka - Murasaki
Muro Tsuyoshi - Merebu
Okamoto Azusa - Hisa
Sato Jiro - Hotoke
Takuma Shin - Danjo
Aoki Munetaka (cameo appearance)
Mitz Mangrove (cameo appearance)
Subtitles and Translation by Danburi Editor and QC by \( -o _ o- )/
Opening Theme: From Noon Till Dawn by STRAIGHTENER Ending Theme: Doko e mo Ikanaiyo by moumoon
Cooperation by Square-Enix
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